Category Archives: Remake

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Fright Night

Oh another vampire movie? That’s original. And it’s a remake? Maybe I can take a nap until David Tennant shows up. WRONG. By Allie Dahl.

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Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Despite having the stigma of living up to an Eternal Classic, the remake of "Dawn of the Dead" is admirably terrifying and a fine homage Romero's original. By William Davenport.

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King Kong (2005)

It may seem like bombast, but Peter Jackson's first action-adventure since The Lord of the Rings trilogy is a rollicking 3-hour roller coaster. By Sean Collins-Smith.

If I Scream Hard Enough, Maybe I'll Wake Up...

Clash of the Titans (2010)

Poor CGI, unoriginal action and quite possibly the most wooden dialogue you've ever been privy to freeze "Clash" in a pillar of suck. By Sean Collins-Smith.

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Let Me In

Remake of "Let the Right One In" finds the right balance between tribute and originality. By Michael Bolosan.

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3:10 to Yuma

Russel Crowe, Ben Foster and Christian Bale make "3:10 to Yuma" one of the best westerns of the last 10 years. By Joseph Chirico.

THE STEPFATHER

The Stepfather

Written by Johnny Cheesewhips First impressions are a-go: I wanna declare this movie a piece of donkey doop. Bonafied, stupefied, steaming crap. Only it isn’t. Really it isn’t. Poo-poo to me, then. THE STEPFATHER has an over-active kind of competency to it, a real polish; … Read More